And The Creepy Winners are...
I'm creeped out: I spent hour after hour of deliberation deep into the night (was that a bird flapping at the window?), and I only came to a decision when the ice-pack at my forehead began to turn blood-red. So - I've made my creepy choice, and these are the creepiest entries. Plus - I've tacked on a fourth winner. As you gnash your teeth at not being among the prizes, bear in mind that at all times I wear a clove of garlic around my neck; therefore your vengeful spells will crash and die at my feet. On a less creepy note - thank you all for being such good and good-humored (and well-mannered) sports. I've much enjoyed this and I hope you have too.
The Winners -
@hazMatts
Most fishers did tuna & sharks: Fillet & sort the pieces into piles. But Felix liked children. It was the same process but louder.
@ShirtnTie
Wiping the entrails of his beloved dog from the steak knife, he calmly continued with his dinner. This time in silence.
@HeidiDavid
People thought well of Nigel. Reliable, patient with the little ones. The tiny bones in his garden were no one's business, really.
@chriscleave
The lovelorn man had hope, and 22 followers. Most of them were her. She'd been patient, becoming them. Soon, she'd become him too.
Each of you will soon receive a creepy prize - don't blame me if it unfreezes in the mail and is soggy, red and dripping when it's delivered.
--Frank Delaney
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