I'm creeped out: I spent hour after hour of deliberation deep into the night (was that a bird flapping at the window?), and I only came to a decision when the ice-pack at my forehead began to turn blood-red. So - I've made my creepy choice, and these are the creepiest entries. Plus - I've tacked on a fourth winner. As you gnash your teeth at not being among the prizes, bear in mind that at all times I wear a clove of garlic around my neck; therefore your vengeful spells will crash and die at my feet. On a less creepy note - thank you all for being such good and good-humored (and well-mannered) sports. I've much enjoyed this and I hope you have too.
The Winners -
Most fishers did tuna & sharks: Fillet & sort the pieces into piles. But Felix liked children. It was the same process but louder.
Wiping the entrails of his beloved dog from the steak knife, he calmly continued with his dinner. This time in silence.
People thought well of Nigel. Reliable, patient with the little ones. The tiny bones in his garden were no one's business, really.
The lovelorn man had hope, and 22 followers. Most of them were her. She'd been patient, becoming them. Soon, she'd become him too.
Each of you will soon receive a creepy prize - don't blame me if it unfreezes in the mail and is soggy, red and dripping when it's delivered.